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What Kind of Title is That? The Binkle and the Catawampus Compass
Nobody even knows what a binkle is
It’s pretty obvious that nobody involved in the book talked to somebody who knows the first thing about marketing. Who is going to want to buy a book about something they never heard of?
Now me. I think about binkles all the time. Nothing else is as important, if you ask me. And I’m plenty glad to tell you why. That’s what this blog is about, after all.
Binkles have been around for as long as gnomes have–probably longer
We learn about them growing up. But you humans, something went wrong a long time ago. Somehow, the knowledge about the binkle got lost. For a long time now, kids have been growing up without being taught about binkle power. And if you ask me, and I guess I can say pretty much whatever I want, being as it is my blog, that explains a lot of the mess in the world these days.
I’m doubtful that human grown-ups will be able to fix the problems they have been so busy making. In my opinion, it’ll be young folks who just might be able to pull it around. If it’s gonna happen at all. That and binkle power.
I’m banking on it anyway. That’s why this whole Catawampus Compass book and blog are happening. To get the binkle message to the young ones. So there.