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The First and Only Blog by a Gnome
Just so you know, this isn’t like me. Letting the whole world in on my secrets. Gnomes are known to have few words. I’m not much of a talker. Too slow, to easy for folks to miss the point. Now my wife, Adah, she’ll talk and talk. Not me. Not my way. not the gnome way either.
I can’t believe I’m doing this
For thousands of years we kept to ourselves so well that the few times we got discovered were not taken as true facts. I don’t know if I like being put in the same category as Big Foot, or the Loch Ness Monster, or UFOs. Occasional glimpses but no sightings that can’t be explained away. In fact, anyone who insists they saw any of us (me or those other weird rumored beings) is treaed like they’re touched in the head.
But it’s all true–every word of it
I figured it was better for me to speak out and say things the way they are, than to let other folks keep spinning lies about us. There are other reasons too. But I’ll get to them once we get going.